Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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