You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Randomize
