I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
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