her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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