your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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