did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I think my moral compass just broke
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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