she woke up with a sticky ear
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Are my feet made of real feet?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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