Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Randomize
