and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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