is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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