I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
You may now shotgun with the bride
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
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