I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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