did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I need moral support for this bender
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Can I color on your dick again?
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I'm always down for nudity.
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