Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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