It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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