Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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