I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I need a burrito and a hug.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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