Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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