The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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