me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I'm just crazy horny about you
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I want to fling myself into the sun
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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