Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
