okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
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