3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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