Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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