i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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