So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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