oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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