But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
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