You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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