loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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