oh god the rape fog is back!
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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