I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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