So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Randomize
