she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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