is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
Randomize
