Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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