He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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