you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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