I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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