i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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