If i come over, it means nothing
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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