First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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