it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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