What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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