just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
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