I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Randomize