Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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