One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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