I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
How external is "for external use only"?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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