The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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