idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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