Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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