I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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