he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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