she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
