she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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