i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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