he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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