i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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