There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I just forgot I was standing up.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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